Wild Nuns

Ireland's President for Life keeps Wild Nuns in her backgarden who are besotted with her Gardener.

This sketch was filmed for the Love episode in series four of the Savage Eye but was not broadcast.

Atheists Fighting Government Prayer are Basically Hitler: Fox News Pundit Todd Starnes

Fox News radio host Todd Starnes on Tuesday said that atheists and non-religious people were taking the United States down the same road as Nazi Germany by trying to force religion out of government. While guest hosting for Fox News' Sean Hannity on Monday, Eric Bolling celebrated a "rare win for God in America" with Starnes after the Supreme Court upheld religious prayers by government bodies favoring a specific religion.

"Always a good day when the anti-Christian folks get smacked down by the Supreme Court," Starnes quipped.

The Fox News outrage specialist said he wasn't "into the legalese" of the decision, but worried that the fact that the ruling was limited to only "short prayers" meant that there would be future court cases.

Starnes then turned the segment into a pitch for his book, God Less America, arguing that "the Obama administration has been waging a war against people of the Christian faith. It's not covered in the mainstream media, it's covered here at the Fox News Channel."

He predicted that atheists would even sue to have the words "endowed by our creator" retroactively removed from the Declaration of Independence.

"Let's say the atheists are successful in removing creator out of that sentence, alright?" Starnes said. "Who do we put in there? I mean, look, the Germans tried it with Hitler. It didn't work out very well with them. Look at what happened in Italy [with Mussolini]."

In fact, Adolf Hitler often mentioned religion in public speeches, and insisted that God was backing his policies.

"Lord God, give us the strength that we may retain our liberty for our children and our children's children, not only for ourselves but also for the other peoples of Europe, for this is a war which we all wage, this time, not for our German people alone, it is a war for all of Europe and with it, in the long run, for all of mankind," the dictator prayed at the conclusion of a 1942 speech in Berlin.

Jesus CrossFit

Exercising with a Holy Cross strapped to your back: The NEW Cross Fit. With our patented 100% mahogany Holy Cross, all you have to do is strap it to your back and the cross does the rest!

From The Kloons

Why People Believe Jesus Had a Wife

An ancient text claiming that Jesus had a wife was not has surfaced. Ross Everett reports on the finding, and what it means to religion as we know it.

From Discovery News

Why do people laugh at creationists? Ken Ham, Bill Nye Debate

Ken Ham said enough in his recent debate with Bill Nye to keep me going for a year!

This was just one of the more hilarious things he said, where he holds up a diagram from a science paper and claims its like the biblical model. Apart from when you look at the details, the diagram goes back in time ~400 million years, thats 394 000 years before Ken Ham thinks the universe was created. Sure the genetic bottle neck was ~10 000, and not the 2 suggested by Ken Ham, and for some bizarre reason the golden jackals were not killed by noahs flood. But oddly enough if you ignore all of the facts that show the scientific version of events is utterly inconsistent with the creationist perspective, then what you are left with 'confirms the bible'.

Just like when you ignore all the evidence that shows the earth is not flat, what remains, by definition is an argument for the earth being flat. Not a very good way to do science!

From Thunderf00t

Ken Ham: Does the Bible PROVE God?

It stuns me that a man can stand up in a debate seen by millions and claim that conformational bias proves that his god exists.

This is what happened in the Ken Ham (from answers in genesis) Bill Nye debate.

Since then I've trawled through a lot of Ken Hams videos. VERY repetitive. Seems to like targeting children.

Atheist Christmas Songs

Christmas Songs reworded for Atheists, including "I'm dreaming of a white Santa" and "Have Yourself a Merry Little Mythmas".

From Jaclyn Glenn

Nobody Needs CHRIST in Christmas!

NY State Senator Says Times Square Atheist Billboard is Religious Persecution Like the Kind That Led to the Holocaust.

NY State Senator Quietly Rewrites Press Release Denouncing Atheists, Unaware of Something Called a 'Screenshot.

From Jaclyn Glenn